Hopefully, these are Final Thoughts on Chris Christie

 Every so often in the political realm, we here lingual play on the term "political party." In the 1994 film Forest Gump, the autistic Forest apologizes for spoiling a "black panther party." As surely as the sun rises in the East, eccentric Pepperidge Farm delivery truck driver Ralph Ferrucci has run under the banner of the "Guilty Party." The obnoxious, egotistical Chris Christie can add himself to that list after tonight. I don't care what kind of party one is hosting, but if I see this guy, I'm heading for the door.

We should notify the world's top-notch anthropologists  that we have found the missing link!