"The Hawaiian Islands are lovely chain," said the victorious Romney. "I've got business partners who own some of them."
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| How many islands do you own, Willard? |
Tuesday, March 13, 2012
Breaking News: Romney wins Hawaii!
Networks aren't allowed to call an election before the polls have closed, but an exclusive leak of early returns has shown Romney to win decisively and severely over his four rivals in the central Pacific.
"The Hawaiian Islands are lovely chain," said the victorious Romney. "I've got business partners who own some of them."
"The Hawaiian Islands are lovely chain," said the victorious Romney. "I've got business partners who own some of them."
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