Tuesday's election results expose myths of right-wing America--opposition continues to waste oppurtunities

America the Conservative. The Country where Patio Man steps out on his deck and warmly embraces an impending foreclosure notice on his underwater mortgage. Anything less, argue the Rick Santelli's of the world, would be tyranny.

Looks like somebody forget that Arizona used to be part of Mexico.

Not exactly. Case and point was the Mississippi "personhood" amendment. Anyone with a decent memory can recall a similar voter-initiative to outlaw abortions in South Dakota back in 2008, and even carved out exemptions for cases of rape, incest or the health of the woman. That bill failed by a similar margin.

Ohio shouldn't have been a surprise either. Governor John Kasich was elected with 49 percent of the vote, and is currently tied with Rick Scott as the most unpopular governor in America. The assume that any of Kasich's policies have even snowball's chance in hell of passing a ballot initiative is laughable.

And then there's Arizona, where Russell Pearce became the first state lawmaker recalled in Arizona history and the first time a state Senate president has been recalled anywhere in the United States. It's also amusing that these Phoenix-area citizens didn't vote a Democrat, they chose another Republican.

And what has the opposition party taken away from all this? Probably nothing. HuffingtonPost has gathered word that the "Super Congress" may extend the Bush Tax cuts--permanently. And today, President Obama released another press release containing Hoover-esque talking points: "The American people deserve to have their leaders come together and make the tough choices necessary to live within our means," said the release. "Just as American families do every day in these tough economic times. The President urged the leaders to get this done."

The folks over at Manhattan Mini Storage understand what's going on.

It's nothing short of phenomenal that presidential candidate could advocate a lower standing of living and come out on top of the polls, but here we are.

Well, I can't take it. If we can't persuade George McGovern to come out of retirement and help save this country yet again, we had better start telling Elizabeth Warren to set her sights a little higher.