Sunday, July 24, 2011

Final thoughts on Amy Winehouse.

We will miss you, Amy.

behind the tabloids, the flame-outs, and the horrors of drug addiction was one of the most talented singer/songwriters of the last ten years. The fact that people don't pay for music anymore is just as much a reflection on new technology as it is a reflection that most of what record companies throw at the consumer is absolute garbage.


Amy Winehouse has left us. Suddenly, not entirely unexpected. Sadness befalls us, and the call to recollect on her complex life beckons. A life brought to stardom through her sheer talent, brought down ultimately by the addictions that she so poetically celebrated. Like the Irish poets before her, she wrote from her experience. And like the Irish poets, her experiences led to her untimely demise.

And like several prominent artists in more recent times, (Hendrix, Dean, Morrison, Joplin, Cobain) she left us at 27. It is almost eerily fitting that such a cast has left us at this exact age. 27 is a perfect cube, the product of 3 times 3 times three. Three dimensions. That's Amy. That's Jimi, James, Janis and Kurt.

Unlike the flat, two dimensional record-company groomed "artists" that are constantly spewed on commercial radio constantly, these are real people who have entered the cultural zeitgeist through talent and ingenuity. Amy had both in spades.


"I'm no good" was a song that sounded fresh, smooth, and a little bitter. Like a bottle of good wine. It can from Amy's heart, expressed beautifully on so many levels.

"Rehab" was ingenious, a remarkable ability to integrate catchy "hooks" into music without sounding like the idiotic child-like sing-songs of Madison Avenue garbage.  A remarkable use of real musicians seamlessly integrated with synthesizers to make real music. Not since Pete Townsend added a synthesizer to "Won't get fooled again," has electronics so enhanced the underlying soul of real music. And that was a long time ago.

Vintage without sounding old. New without pandering to the often idiotic trends of pop music. That's hard to do. That's the hallmark of Amy's work, and why we will miss her.

Goodbye, Amy.

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Fix player salaries--forever.

Let them play. No more lockouts. No more strikes. No more petty arguments between the millionaires and the billionaires.

That holds true for Major League Baseball, the National Baseball Association, and the National Football League.

The NFL generates $9 billion a year. MLB takes in 7 billion a year. The NBA--which already has a player salary cap--claims it is losing money despite taking in $4.3 billion a year. Not content to finish in last-place among the big three billionaires of professional sports NBA owners are talking about enduring season-long lockout. I have a better idea.

Yes, it's time to renegotiate collective bargaining agreements in these three industries, but we need to do so in such a way that enables players a fair compensation for the work they do and gets miserly owners to shut their respective yaps about how they're going to the poorhouse.

Let's take Major League Baseball. Although owners claim there is no cap on player salaries, there is a de facto salary cap. No player earns more money than Alex Rodriguez. In the 10 years since A-Rod became the highest-paid player in baseball, no one has surpassed him in salary.*

Rodriguez is able to command such money for two reasons. First of all, Major League Baseball makes enough money to pay him. Second of all, human beings of his athletic ability (enhanced or not) are remarkably hard to come by. It's supply and demand: the Yankees wanted a right-handed long-ball threat who can hit for average and play exceptional defense at third base while chasing Hank Aaron's home run record. The reality is, only Alex Rodriguez can do that at this point in time.

Albert Pujols can make a claim that he is better than Alex Rodriguez when he becomes a free agent at the end of this season. Like Rodriguez, Pujols puts up Hall of Fame numbers every year. Like Rodriguez, he has played on a World Championship team and multiple MVP awards. And like A-Rod, he is very competitive. When he hits the free agent market, it is fair to say he will be the best player on the market and therefore, worthy of a salary at least equal to A-Rod's.

Except that he will ask for more because Major League Baseball is a more profitable industry. MLB revenues have more than doubled since A-Rod landed his blockbuster $250 million contract in 2000. Theoretically, Pujols could ask a $500 million contract!

Now you might say to me, Kevin, that's an absurd amount of money. You are right, my friend. It is absurd. You might also say to me that, if the company you worked for saw profits double over the course of ten years, and you helped that happen, you would be right to ask for some portion of the profits.

Major League Baseball has seen its revenue more than triple over the last 15 years.
Therein lies the dilemma. On the one hand, players want to get as much money as they feel they are owed, and owners will complain about player salaries whether financial problems are real or imagined. In 2002, Arthur Andersen, also an accountant for Enron (remember them?) declared that Major League Baseball was losing money. While that claim may have been fiction, today the  Mets and Dodgers are losing money right now. These losses have less to do with player salaries and more to do with problems in our financial sector: The Mets "invested" $500 million in Bernie Madoff, Frank McCourt borrowed money that he didn't have to buy the Los Angeles Dodgers.

Problem number two is that salaries lend themselves to escalation everytime a blockbuster player hits free agency. Every free agent signing is therefore impacted. If Johan Santana makes $20 million a year, C.C. Sabathia wants $20 million a year as well. If the Yankees were willing to offer more than that to Cliff Lee and Sabathia is at least as good a pitcher as Lee, Sabathia will likely ask the Yankees to pay him at least what they offered Lee last season. Few would disagree that these arguments about millions of dollars hurt the fan base.

First of all, we should deconstruct the pretense that these multi-billion dollar professional sports industries are losing money. If Frank McCourt or Fred Wilpon can't meet payroll, they've got to sell the team. Period.

Second, and more important, we must restructure the free agent process to more accurately reflect what players say they want: fair financial recognition of their value to the sport. Here is what I propose:

Instead of our constantly escalating system of free-agent mega-deals every time a Hall of Fame-caliber player hits the market, players would instead negotiate based a tiered system of pre-determined salaries. At the top of the tier would be the Hall-of Fame bound. Below that would be All-Star, followed by above average everyday players, average everyday players, and then bench reserve players. For the sake of argument, the pay scale might look something like this:

Certainly Hall-of Fame-bound: 20 million
Possibly Hall-of Fame bound: 15 million

All-Star: 5 million
Above Average: 2.5 million
Average Player: 1 million
Bench Players: 500,000

A player would also receive bonuses based on performance. MVP Awards, Batting Titles, and so forth would entitle a player to a bonus. So would selection to the All-Star team. These bonuses could be team-based as well: the infield that makes the fewest errors gets a bonus. The pitching roster with the lowest ERA gets a bonus. And obviously, the team that wins the World Series gets a bonus.
The best players want to earn the most money. That's fair.

This would institute fairness and sanity the free agent market. If Matt Kemp were to be a free agent, he would bargain based on whether or not a team valued him as a potential Hall of Famer or an All-Star. He would negotiate based more on his value as a player than whatever his agent would be able to squeeze out of ownership. The tier system would adjust its dollar amounts every ten years, after which it would be re-adjusted based on revenue.

Of course, that leaves a great deal of extra money as the revenue would surely increase over the course of the next ten years without any corresponding increase in player salaries. What to do with those extra millions, perhaps billions of dollars?

That money would go into a fund for after school inner-city youth sports programs. Basically, whatever extra revenue gained through the savings incurred through the tiered system of player salaries would go into a designated fund. Every city that has a professional sports team would benefit. The kids would have good-quality sports equipment and facilities, and would be supervised under professionals who would teach character building, teamwork and sports fundamentals. In that order.

Some might say that the owners and players of the NBA, NFL, MLB, etc might dismiss such an agreement, no matter how popular and morally decent such a program might be. If the owners and player's unions were unable to adopt such a program, the Federal government should respond by revoking the concept of exclusive broadcasting rights to sporting events, as well as the tax-exemption for game tickets.

I think both sides would be more receptive to the tiered system of payroll when given the choice. But what about you? If you think this idea is too good to float around the blogosphere, we should start a campaign to make this concept go viral. The urgency to enact such a program is vital, given that some NBA owners are talking about yet another season-long lockout.

* Granted, Alex Rodriguez did negotiate a pay raise after the 2007 season, as his contracted enabled him to "opt-out" and negotiate for better terms. Under the tiered system, A-Rod would still have earned more money, but such compenstation would have been specific to his on-field accomplishments: Each MVP award and Home Run title he earned in that time period would have given him a bonus.

Friday, July 1, 2011

Moderation Versus Good Policy

Rhode Island Governor Lincoln Chafee doesn't like this. Too bad.
Last week's Gay Pride Parade in New York was a little more prideful than usual, for good reason. Oddly enough, the great state of Rhode Island didn't think people should celebrate over gay marriage, and instead the state legislature passed a civil union bill. It reminded me of Barry Goldwater, when he read a speech written by somebody else who was paraphrasing somebody else. To be succinct, I will paraphrase:

"Moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue; extremism in the pursuit of justice is no vice."

As he sometimes does, Mr. Goldwater has a point. Sort of. Then again, that's Barry Goldwater for you. What Goldwater did not define was what the terms "moderation" and "extremism" meant. And to be fair, he was an extremist. But that does not justify "moderation" as good policy. That wasn't true in 1964 and it is certainly no more true today.

Evidence that democracy works: People celebrate in the street to celebrate passage of legislation. How often does that happen?

Andrew Cuomo just passed good policy, and millions of people are elated. 58 percent of New Yorkers approve of gay marriage, compared to 54 percent nationally. The fact that Governor Cuomo was able to sign the will of the majority into law has garnered speculation that he may someday run for President. To quote Goldwater's contemporary, you can go from chicken shit to chicken salad!

And gay marriage is good policy. Buffalo state senator Mark Grisanti said so in just a few simple words:

"I cannot legally come up with an argument against same-sex marriage. Who am I to say that someone does not have the same rights that I have with my wife, whom I love, or the 1300 plus rights that I share with her?"

That's a good point. That's good policy.

Civil Unions are not good policy. It is a semantics nightmare, an intrusion on religious freedom, and perhaps worst of all in the eyes of political conservatives, a French Social Experiment.

France passed its own "civil unions" law in 1999. Guess what? Straight couples prefer these domestic partnerships to marriage. What gives? If today's Republican Party wants to boast about "streamlining government," what is the point of establishing two legal separate legal entities for the exact same living situation?

Liberals view same-sex marriage as a civil right--that all Americans are guaranteed equal protection under the law. Some political conservatives view same-sex marriage as a right for religious institutions to wed whom they please, and that marriage is a bedrock of community. There is really no "middle ground" here.

And while "civil unions" are merely a benign case of "moderate" policy, let's revisit our old friend Lyndon Johnson to see what a complete, unmitigated utter disaster a "moderate" course can be.

While his political opponents accused him of communism, Lyndon Johnson established Medicare. When Klansman were bombing churches in Alabama (and acquitted of murderer, by the way), Lyndon Johnson signed historic civil rights legislation. The economy grew with a federal deficit that was only 3 percent of the Gross Domestic Product, compared to a whopping 90 percent today. Some of his policies were consider radical at the time, today we take them for granted.

And Johnson also assumed a moderate course on foreign policy. Barry Goldwater advocated the invasion of North Vietnam and the use of nuclear weapons. Douglas MacArthur warned against any military involvement in Southeast Asia (a mere footnote to his personal history). Lyndon Johnson attempted to bridge these conflicting viewpoints by supporting the South Vietnamese government "by all necessary measures." We all know what happened next.

I understand the concept of negotiation and the art of the deal. And there is a time and place for that. To be wise, we must understand the difference.